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Fire on the pump track
« on: November 27, 2012, 09:17:58 PM »
Today I caught some numptys using the first triple on the pump track as a fire pit, they were burning some big logs, the flames were above head height. I told them off, called 999 and got out of there.

I will have a look in the light tomorrow to see what the damage is.
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 10:19:56 PM »
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 10:17:46 AM »
Surprised that anything in Clyne is dry enough to set on fire.
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2012, 12:15:07 PM »
Surprised that anything in Clyne is dry enough to set on fire.

It's Swansea! Some of our local chavs have no problem at all setting light to wet gravel! If they fail at everything else in their miserable little lives, they can at least claim that ability! ::)

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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 12:47:50 PM »
Good effort for bollocking them Mark, seeing as this invariably results in a string of foul-mouthed invective.

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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 12:57:19 PM »
Good effort for bollocking them Mark, seeing as this invariably results in a string of foul-mouthed invective.

I reversed the roles, at one point one of them said to me “alright, there's no need to swear”  ;D
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 12:58:49 PM »
Surprised that anything in Clyne is dry enough to set on fire.

The heart of the fire turned out to be a plastic barrel.
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 01:03:50 PM »
BTW These guys weren't young kids, they were 18 year olds. ::)
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Re: Fire on the pump track
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 02:34:22 PM »
Good effort for bollocking them Mark, seeing as this invariably results in a string of foul-mouthed invective.

I reversed the roles, at one point one of them said to me “alright, there's no need to swear”  ;D

That's a virtual thumbs up from me!  8)